What can you tell me about the mega-hunk I’ve just discovered by the name of Austin Nichols? Why isn’t he a superstar? He’s über hot, he can act and he’s genuinely funny on his Twitter. What’s his story, morning glory?
—Gabby wants to know
Dear Hottie Alert:
My, what devious taste you have. Austin is a total doll, and he isn’t bad to look at, either—as you obviously noticed. Considering Austin’s besties with Jake Gyllenhaal, clearly he’s got a little sneak to him. Then again, those two haven’t been Laker buddies or biking pals in a while. Maybe they’ve both more been concentrating on what it takes to be a real-deal moneyed superstar? Jake’s generous with his tips, after all.